The Teasing Fetus

Hadley has started this habit of teasing me, mercilessly. She'll start kicking, Mom will say "Come feel, Hadley's kicking" and as soon as I go over there she stops, like a light switch.

These antics fall into the same category as "Cereal That Tastes Good but Hurts My Mouth", "Laughing Too Hard for Too Long", and "Playing Rough With My Cat Who Has Lots of Sharp Claws" meaning that I will continue to do it anyway even if the outcome isn't very good.